FSJ:

Meanwhile, Henry Blodget has done some exhaustive investigative reporting and reports that the iPhone battery is not very good, at least in Henry Blodget’s opinion, and that to Henry Blodget, 3G networking feels slow compared to WiFi. Also, Henry Blodget has turned up a startling fact: the iPhone plays video. Money quote:

“Watching the first video clip on our site was close to a religious experience. Wow. I’ll say it again: Wow.”

Wow indeed, Henry Blodget. We know how Henry Blodget must feel. Everyone at Apple is still stunned that Henry Blodget never been in an Apple store before, but very happy that you have joined the cult. And we’re just waiting to see what Henry Blodget might discover next. Honestly, Henry Blodget, we hang on your every word. It’s so … insidery.

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